Tag: mammogram
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No rest for the weary
I don’t have enough money to make it until next week. But I think my dog’s “insurance” will be flexible and allow me to pay it after my next paycheck. This city is asking for too damn much. Most of these people here live at the poverty line or under. So they have no money.…
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Saved me from my inner strife
At least I know why my breasts always hurt! I have so many little cysts in each breast. They offered to drain them (probably not today). But I said no because they probably would reappear and I don’t want to go back to another doctor for a procedure. PLUS, I don’t know if the procedure…
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HOLLA!!!!!!!!!11!!!
I had a mammogram today. It didn’t hurt AT ALL. Would I do it without taking Motrin beforehand? Nah, I don’t want to take that chance. I had about 4 x-rays of each breast. I lost count. I went under the machine at least 8 times. The radiologist wanted more x-rays after seeing the first…
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There’s a little black hole in my golden cup
OMFG! I could kill the PCP I saw 5 years ago. I’m not sexually active. So why am I getting painful pap smears? THAT’S BULLSHIT. I may never get another one. Why should I? Chances of me getting cervical cancer are extremely low. Yes, it can happen but I’ll take that chance. OMG. I can’t…
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all that we could do with this emotion
Oh god. The universe misread my wish. Sort of. I had my first OB/GYN experience today. I have TWO cysts/lumps in my breasts. One in each one. Fuck. No, that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I have to get a mammogram. Fuck me. NO. I don’t wanna. A mammogram is almost…
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almost 30
Nurse on phone: Have you had a pap smear or mammogram? Me: NO Nurse: Have you had a mammogram? Me: NO Nurse: (baffled) Have you had a pap smear? Me: NO I’m only turning 30 on Sunday. Am I really supposed to have already had a mammogram? Seriously? I know the doctors or someone said…
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