Tag: pap smear
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Brand new day
OB/GYN: So what’s the story? Were you abused? Never had sex? Me: I’m a virgin. The way she said “were you abused?” was so casual. Too casual. I like her. I recommended her to another person. But I thought that question was weird. Anyway, then she told me I should take a Xanax to relax.…
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Bonus points for being a virgin
Good news first: My engine light is now off. I didn’t have to get a pap smear today. I did get my Depo injection. I have A Course in Miracles in my possession (from the library). I walked over 4 miles today with no foot pain. Bad news: My car cost me $421. I kid you…
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There’s a little black hole in my golden cup
OMFG! I could kill the PCP I saw 5 years ago. I’m not sexually active. So why am I getting painful pap smears? THAT’S BULLSHIT. I may never get another one. Why should I? Chances of me getting cervical cancer are extremely low. Yes, it can happen but I’ll take that chance. OMG. I can’t…
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The Root
Said, I went, said I went, said I went to the doctor The man told me there ain’t nothin’ wrong with me But I beg to differ, I been feelin’ this pain For much too long, oh, yeah You can swallow pills? Wahfuckinghoo! You can probably talk too. WOW. I guess that means everybody should…
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almost 30
Nurse on phone: Have you had a pap smear or mammogram? Me: NO Nurse: Have you had a mammogram? Me: NO Nurse: (baffled) Have you had a pap smear? Me: NO I’m only turning 30 on Sunday. Am I really supposed to have already had a mammogram? Seriously? I know the doctors or someone said…
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