I had a Kelly moment

This blog will be more about my life than The Real Housewives of NYC. That show is the only appointment TV show for me. It is also the only show I can sit through the commercials and not do anything. And then I watch each episode at least 3 more times. Last night show was drama free and I loved it. There is something about the NYC series that I adore. Is it the women or the city? I don’t know. They don’t need drama to have a decent show.

Anyhow, back to me for a moment. We had a meeting at work. I didn’t come in on KellyTime. I was 5 minutes early. I didn’t say a thing (besides “Good morning”). Someone pulled a Bethenny on me. I didn’t get called Madonna which I would consider a compliment. I’m not going into what happen because I would have to explain everything. Basically I was listening and concentrating on the leader instead of “Bethenny”. Beth then sarcastically said, “Well why are we here?” That probably doesn’t make sense without the back story. I’m not going to ask Beth for a meeting. She would just laugh at me.

Back to the show –

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I’ve heard bizarre things about people in Connecticut. Last night’s show did not help my perception. Bethenny was offering WHOLE cookies and muffins. Yet these strange beings didn’t want them! ??? She didn’t have tiny samples. At first I thought her mistake was saying “vegan”. But as I continued to watch, I realized that it wasn’t Bethenny it was the people!

I can only gush about this show. I loved how they showed what everyone was working on. My favorite moment (besides the vagina comment) was when Bethenny revealed that her hobby turned into a career. She did go to culinary school so I thought it was a plan. However, I’ve been reading her background and she did seem to sort of fall into it. That inspires me.

I like flowers but I don’t want anyone to treat my vagina as a vase. I don’t know. I may change my mind. Bethenny may be onto something. The Ramona/Bethenny thing was probably more a dig at Jill. If I were Romana, I would listen to her. She built a brand from scratch. It took years! Listen Ramona. And in what world is Bethenny the underdog?

Not a lot of Silex last night. I thought it was cute how the kids celebrated Alex’s birthday. I thought it was odd that the driver didn’t respond to Simon (well it wasn’t shown). I thought they were in a limo! Then I realized it was a regular sized car. And I’m thinking “poor driver”.

Not to take up for Kelly but I think Max started the pillow fight. Max Max. If I were Brad, I would have reacted the same way. He’s amazing and cute. 🙂 Of course I wouldn’t have a chance, I’m below the earth and Kelly is in NYC.

Oh when Kelly said she loved to run in New York, I thought she meant in Central Park – not in the street. The thought of Kelly jogging in central park is probably hilarious to someone.

I love Bethenny!! Visit her official site to get more insight. I’ve only seen the episode once. At least two more viewings to go. Who am I fooling? I will probably watch it 10 times. I’m addicted.

Links
Kelly on dating in NYC
Ramona explains what she means by calling Beth an underdog
Bethenny gives dating and business tips
LuAnn blogs about her new book
Alex on her birthday surprise

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