Bethenny is 37, has a wonderful career, and she’s alone. I’m 29 (soon), what career?, and alone. We’re twins! More on that later. Besides all the Bethenny scenes, the following was the best scene ever:

Simon: Jill, have you seen Johan?
Jill: He’s on your head.
Simon: No this is Francois.
Jill: (quietly) oh.

ROFL. I might have gotten the names mixed up. After that moment, I knew this was going to be another good show. I sort of felt bad for Silex because I know they must have been embarrassed. I don’t have kids so I feel for parents with um, hyper kids. I adored the red room in Silex’s house. I love color and I’ve never seen a red room look perfect. They must put pics on their website so I can download and print them to place in my dream house book. I also drooled over the doors but I can’t remember if that was shown finished. Ugh, I love their townhouse.

I’m over the Bethenny and Kelly drama. I hope it isn’t a big topic at the reunion (which was taped about 2 weeks ago). I’m not saying this with malice because I have the same communication problems (but on a different scale) as Kelly. So when I talk about her conversation style, I’m not bashing her. I’m not saying that she isn’t intelligent. However, she seems to have big problems with delivery. She also takes things people say literally (which is a trait of Asperger’s* and doesn’t have anything to do with intellect).

I admire Bethenny for wanting to clear the air. Clearly Kelly has no interest in going to B’s level aka “indulging her”. She did come across as rude. Can she just listen? How many times did she cut Bethenny off? I’m done with trying to figure Kelly out. She has communication issues and she will kill anyone who embarrasses her in front of people. The end. Oh, one more thing Kelly might have been joking about letting her hair down. LuAnn seems to think she took it literally but my first thought was, “Kelly doesn’t want to talk about anything ‘private’. She is trying to deflect any personal talk because she is somewhat shy.” She said in the beginning that she was reluctant to reveal stuff about her personal life (especially her kids). I remember being confused about her wanting to be on the show.

*I’m not saying Kelly has Asperger’s. I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have it. I can’t imagine anyone in her industry having it.

Obviously Bethenny has worked on her issues. She seems at peace with the children thing. Props to her for not being against marrying her gay friend (sorry his name escapes me) and having a child. I don’t get why they would need to be married but that is a personal choice. According to Bethenny the person she is currently dating is not on this season. I saw his picture. I would have saved it if I’d known I was going to go blogcrazy about this show. NO, it isn’t A-Rod! At least 6 weeks ago it wasn’t him. Ha. Have they even met yet?

Holy parenthesis. 500 words. What did I miss? Forget it. I’m done. I LOVE BETHENNY.

Linkage
Video preview of the finale finale?! WHAT FINALE?
Jill thoughts about the Kelly/Bethenny ‘conversation’
Kelly reacts to Bethenny
Bethenny thinks Kelly is insane
Mario blogs about B’s date as if someone cares
Simon blogs about the renovation
Alex blogs about the renovation