Is Kelly hiring?

The Real Housewives of New York
The Real Housewives of New York

I laughed so much last night. It was silly and slightly entertaining. But I would take these NYC women over the OC women any day. All they did was party! Does anyone find it interesting to watch people get drunk? I don’t. At least with RHONYC, I get to hear about charities I’ve never heard of, see great fashion designs and Bethenny.

Onto last night ep (episode 7 – I think) and I haven’t read any blogs yet from the ladies or Simon.

1. I know Kelly doesn’t have the best social skills but please tell me that she would not have invited Bethenny to a bar if it wasn’t being filmed. What about email or the phone? How crazy…and Bethenny went!

2. Kelly obviosuly doesn’t know Bethenny at all. And the fact that she’s not interested in her background at all ‘rubs me the wrong way’ as the ladies like to say. Bethenny can’t be bullied. She doesn’t give 2 shits about what you (Kelly) thinks of her.

3. I don’t even know what to say about their convo. It was so silly on Kelly’s part. She failed. Like I mentioned earlier Kelly doesn’t communicate in a normal way. I could be her translator. Kelly, are you hiring? 🙂 I understood what she was saying when she said, “I don’t have time for my own charities.” She didn’t mean she had charities. She meant she didn’t have time for ANY charities. I’m a bit inarticulate like Kelly so I don’t know if that makes any more sense then what she said!

Kelly Bensimmon
Kelly Bensimmon
4. Oh, and when Kelly said, “I’m up here and you are down here,” she was talking about manners. She thinks Bethenny is extremely rude for calling her Madonna and being curt. She (in her mind) would never do that to someone in front of people. Of course everyone is going to interpret that as “I’m better than you because I was a supermodel and hang with celebrities.” I’m not taking Kelly’s side in any of this but it annoys me when people just assume the worst because they don’t like someone. (Major pet peeve – objectivity anyone?)

5. Kelly gave great and somewhat obvious advice to Ramona about Simon. Too bad she couldn’t follow her own advice when it comes to dealing with Beth. In future episodes I don’t expect them to have any major run-ins. Kelly had her say and in her delusion she thinks she won. And Bethenny doesn’t care so what more is there to say?

The whole tennis match fiasco is beyond pathetic. Hard to watch. And are we ever going to see the Creaky Joints charity event?? I can’t believe I’ve typed 400+ words on this show.

In conclusion, I love Bethenny. xoxo

Chef and writer Bethenny Frankel
Chef and writer Bethenny Frankel

Kelly’s blog on Bethenny and taking the “high road”
Bethenny blog on Kelly’s “self-anointed fabulosity.”

Guess what I’m going to spend 20 minutes doing instead of being productive?

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