Tag: single
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there ain’t nothing like that in this girl
I have never had sex*. Never been kissed. Never held hands. Sorry, I have been on a date. But it wasn’t a good time so there! 😉 I can’t be bothered to link to the book the woman from Princeton wrote about finding a man while in college. All these articles came out. Whatever. I’ve…
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All my single people, put your hands up!
I had water for about 12 hours. TWELVE hours. Now I’m without again. 🙁 Woe is me. Those 12 hours were nice. I, like, totally turned on my faucet and water came out. I know, right? OMG. I got to take a nice hot shower too. The good old days. I feel bad for the…
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