I’m trying to watch High School Musical 3 or 2 or whatever. But the music is horrible. I LOVE musicals. Moulin Rouge is my favorite musical. RENT is my Broadway play of choice. Maybe I would be more into it if I knew what was going on. I just wanted to check it out because I have a major crush on Vanessa Hudgens. But this music…damn. I thought I might want the soundtrack but I don’t even want one song. Well I tried.

I almost had an orgasm at the hardware store. I’ve never had a orgasm and never think about wanting one.* But I screamed out when that man was showing me how great those shears were. 🙂 He laughed at my excitement. The shears have EXPENDABLE handles. Hello, who wouldn’t just die over that?

*I’m sorta scared that if I had one, I would want more. I seriously doubt it but anything is possible.

So tomorrow I’m going to work those shears. I’ll be getting up early. It is supposed to feel like 100 degrees. blah. One day I’m going to get a weed eater but I refuse to get one with the string. Those things scare me. My mom has one. I won’t get near it. There are string-less ones but they are more expensive and the only one I’ve seen is on an infomercial. heh.

Something I’ve decided to get is a bike. I have NEVER had a bike in my life. A tricycle yes but for some reason my dad never took the training wheels off. Maybe because we moved somewhere where we couldn’t ride?? I don’t know. I am weary about learning to ride a bike at 29 but when I get it I’m either going to practice at my mom’s house or early in the morning at a park. If I can’t master it. I will take it back to the store. I want that to be my new exercise.

I’ll probably buy a helmet too since I have no idea how to ride a bike. 🙂 This won’t be happening soon because money doesn’t grow on trees like some people ::cough my mom cough:: think. Most of the bikes under $120 have a low rating on Amazon. I have no idea why. I’ll research it when I’m ready to buy a bike. I wish I could get a kids bike but my legs are too long. I do wear kids clothes (size 12-14 girls in shorts, thank you very much!) sometimes. I got some cool shorts for a dollar. Most of the time I wear junior, women clothes. I’m not cheap, just savvy. 😉
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In bad news, my cat bite me this morning and drew blood! I don’t want to hear anything about cat scratch bacteria. If I die from it FINE. I haven’t been to a medical doctor in 8 years so there could be numerous things wrong with me. Other than ulcers and maybe Lyme disease, I think I’m fine. (I’m not joking about either. I had a tick on me for years…is that gross?)

Turning from High School Music. I’m going to take a nap while watching the US Open (is there a rain delay? – hope not, what round are they on? so confused.) and probably fall asleep. Then back to studying for the rest of the night.